August 28, 2006

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                       "To drink or not to drink, that is the question"

       The last time and the only time I visited the theatre at MSG for the John Duddy fight, it was a magical night. There was only one problem. Me and my cronies drank all the beer in the house! So, whats the problem you say? The problem is we had to relieve ourselves. Inside the Mens rooms were Men lighting up cigarettes. Now I know NYC passed a law making public venues nonsmoking didn't they? Correct me if I am wrong. There were police/security people on hand to enforce this but to no avail. I'm not talking about one or two people lighting up either. The majority of the 5000+ in attendance were men, and a large % smoked.

            I am an ex smoker, 10 years I smoked, but now I dispise it. The mens room was like a fire drill I did in Navy bootcamp, where you have to take your breathing mask off to get a taste of a real fire or gas attack! My chest hurt the next day.  You had to stand in line for this, because as I mentioned before we drank all the beer. Now Johns' next fight is approaching and me and my compadres might get parched. Should I indulge in a frosty beverage, or refrain? I am torn between the two. If I get there on time, and John is the last to fight, I may be there 3 hours, 3 hours without anything to drink? Perhaps I could rig something up in my pants so I could relieve myself without having to enter ground zero. Maybe I could exit the building, run to the nearest McDonalds, use their restrooms and be back sooner than if I waited in line at the Majestic Theatres' Mens Rooms. Comments anyone? 

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